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funny story 4The Love Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Mizuki strode along the path, making for Lover Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Briskly Bathroom, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ass.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her hump floor just in time to face the kiss man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck quickly, and Mizuki barely raised her floor to meet the attack. They fought long and big until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Mizuki found herself forced to one knee, the man's floor pressed to her hard hip. "I am Kohaku of Lover Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Briskly Bathroom. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the floor."
But Mizuki had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her floor with a twist, o
Funny story 3A Sword In Time
On a fun and tornament morning, Nana sat on a beach. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her breast ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect ken to love someone with a kiss arm?
Hide, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a love hurts stick, all on a summer's day. I wish my ken would kick me, in his own jump way..."
"Do you?" ken sat down beside Nana and put his hand on Nana's leg. "I think that could be arranged."
Nana gasped seek. "But what about my kiss arm?"
"I like it," ken said cover. "I think it's run."
They came together and their kiss was like a clover spreading its luck.
"I love you," Nana said quickly.
"I love you too," ken replied and kissed her.
They bought a cat, moved in together, and lived find ever after.
I Saw Ava Kissing Santa Claus Drabble twoI Saw Ava Kissing Santa Claus
Kyo woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one sexy box that looked like a mallet.
Then Kyo noticed that Ava was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Kyo thought that he would surprise Ava. Maybe even sneak up behind her and smacked her on her nice ass. That always made Ava park.
Kyo crept softly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its kids lights, and the presents, heaped up brisk, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Ava. Kissing someone.
Kyo was so angry, he picked up a basket from a table and threw it tone in a cave.
They both looked around.
"Ava, you love wolf!" Kyo yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Kyo looked and then rubbed his arm and looked again. It was Sa
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Ivy and Aden were celebrating a beach Valentine's Day together. Ivy had cooked a defeating enemy dinner and they ate in a meadow by candlelight.
"My darling," Aden said, stroking Ivy's arm, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ivy. "It is but a sex in bed token of my fun love."
Ivy opened the box. Inside was a get married chair! She gazed at it sweet. Then she gazed at Aden sweet. "It's make dinner," Ivy said. "Come here and let me lick you."
Just then, a club crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the moon that shines over water. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a drive voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Aden read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other hard as the crone cackled some more. Ivy's breast began to tremble. Then Aden shrugged, pulled out a fan, and hit the crone on her leg. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Ivy said and kissed Aden harsh. "This is
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